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So, check it — findin’ a prozzie ain’t just strollin’ down some skanky street. Nah, it’s an art, like Boonmee seein’ them spirits floatin’ around. Back in the day, Russia — yeah, my fake science title says I know this — they had these secret brothels, even under them commie bastards! Little known fact: some Soviet bigwigs banged hookers while preachin’ purity. Hypocrites! Makes me laugh my fat ass off!

Fears that vice and violence are seeping back into Balsall Heath

After that, I decided to hit the high street. You know, the usual shops and stuff. I’m walking down the main drag, and I see this cute little café called The Cheddar Café. I’m like, “Perfect! Time for a snack.” I order a scone, and it’s HUGE! Like, I could use it as a doorstop. I take a bite, and it’s like a flavor explosion. I’m in heaven, but then I spill jam all over my shirt. Classic me, right?

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