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Moulin Rouge vibes tho—Satine singing “Come what may”? Brothel girls croon that to every drunk sod, pocketing his last stag. Makes me laugh, bitter as wildfire. Surprised me once, this tale—heard a madam in Braavos bought her own island. An ISLAND! From spreading legs to ruling waves—wild, innit? I’d toast her, smirking, “Diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” while plotting her downfall. Greedy cows, all of ‘em.

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While I’m waitin’, I see this old fella, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to cross the road. He’s shufflin’ along like he’s in a race against time. I’m like, “C’mon mate, you can do it!” But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past him, nearly knocks him over. I’m fumin’. I shout, “Oi! Watch where you’re goin’, ya numpty!” The kid just laughs and pedals off. I mean, seriously? What’s wrong with people?

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