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But real talk—sex escorts ain’t just about the naughty bits. Nope nope nope! Some folks hire ‘em just to CHAT. Like, lonely dudes or gals wantin’ a fake date to a jellyfish jamboree. “What did you do today?”—that’s Jesse from the movie again, askin’ deep stuff. Escorts prolly hear that a lot, huh? Makes me happy-sad, thinkin’ they’re out there, bein’ someone’s sea star for a night. Aww, shucks!

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But then, I hit Chelsfield Park. It’s like a breath of fresh air. The trees are swaying, kids are playing, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe today’s not a total bust.” I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. I see this old guy feeding the ducks. He’s got this massive bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Dude, save some for the rest of us!” But he’s in his own world, tossing bread like it’s confetti.

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