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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Actin’ all high n’ mighty, like she owns the damn woods. I’m the Master here, lady! Seen her once chargin’ a dude double ‘cause he was drunk – crafty, sure, but shady as hell. Still, gotta admit, she’s got guts. Surprised me when she shared a smoke with me one night, talkin’ ‘bout how she dreams of somethin’ bigger – “what’s the most resilient parasite?” she asked, quotin’ Inception like she’s deep. I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! You’re messin’ with my head now!”

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After what feels like an eternity, we get her all dolled up. She looks amazing! I’m feeling proud, like I just won an Oscar or something. But then, she steps on her train and—bam!—faceplant! I’m dying inside. I mean, how do you recover from that? But she laughs it off, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe this day isn’t a total disaster.”

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