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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Woman admits running a brothel in Coatbridge

From traditional brothels to escorts and hookers, there's something for almost everyone. The two major types of prostitution are street prostitution and indoor.

Finally, I get to the woods. It’s peaceful, just me and the trees. I start choppin’, and it’s like therapy. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I look up, and a branch falls right next to me! I jump like a scared cat! My heart’s racin’. I’m like, “What the actual heck?!”

Work begins on speculative industrial space at Coatbridge