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Oh, and this one time, heard a story – some dude fell asleep mid-massage, snorin loud, oil drippin everywhere, masseuse just kept goin like a champ. Hilarious! Bet he woke up confused as hell, “Where’s the gold?” – another “Son of Saul” banger. Anyway, erotic-massage, it’s art, it’s chaos, it’s fuckin ace. Dr. Evil approved – pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Try it, ya won’t regret it, mate!

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Anyway, I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me drops his phone. It goes flying, and I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” But he just stares at me like I’m the crazy one. I mean, really? You drop your phone, and I’m the weirdo? Whatever. I grab my coffee and head out.

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