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Lemme paint ya a scene: this chick, let’s call her Jade, she’s workin’ Kowloon, smokin’ a cig like Tony Leung, all brooding and badass. “I won’t be around forever,” she says, quotin’ the movie, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep for a 2 AM grind. She’s got clients linin’ up – businessmen, coders, even some crypto bro who paid in Dogecoin once. True story! Heard that from a buddy – surprised me, but then, humanity’s weird, right? To the moon, baby!

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First off, I head down to the Promenade. You know, that lovely stretch by the sea? It’s got that fresh air, and the waves crashing are just... chef’s kiss. But then, I spot this old bloke, right? He’s tryin’ to feed the seagulls. I mean, c’mon, mate! Those birds are like flying rats! They swoop down, and before you know it, he’s covered in crumbs and chaos. I’m laughin’ so hard, I nearly drop my spade.

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