Harper Cosham Whore ❤️❤️

About Bristol

Oh, and get this—he once traded his sword for a jug of wine! A jug! I bout fell over laughin’. Told my gals, “That boy’s dumber’n a bag of hammers!” But deep down, I kinda love him for it. He’s a trainwreck, y’all, but he’s *my* trainwreck. Like Fincher’s camera zoomin’ in on chaos—Whore’s life’s a close-up of crazy.

Cosham Swingers

Cosham is one of the main breeding and social gathering spots for which the majority of ***** hang out. It mainly consists of well known pathetic **** groups such as the “Bucket Crew” etc.

But then, this one student, bless her, starts cracking jokes about my “technical difficulties.” Suddenly, the whole room’s laughing, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe I can roll with this.” So, I start making up ridiculous examples of dialects, and it turns into a full-on comedy show. Who knew linguistics could be so funny?

Red Nose Day Variety Show comes to Cosham