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Personal quirk—I’m imaginin’ the masseuse talkin’ all soft, “Relax, big guy.” Ugh, gag me. Hate that. Exaggeratin’ here, but I’d prolly punch the wall, storm out. “You’ll live your past all over again”—movie again. Sexual-massage sounds like relivin’ a bad date, but stickier. Humor? Sure—imagine me, stone-faced, gettin’ offered “extras.” I’d say, “Keep your hands off, I’m a national treasure.”

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As the sun starts settlin’, I decide to grab some grub at a place called The Queen’s. Best fish and chips in Crouch End, no doubt. I order a portion, and while I’m waitin’, I overhear this couple arguing about… I dunno, something silly. Like, who left the toilet seat up? I mean, really? Get a grip, people!

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