Ashley Dalserf Whore ❤️

About Newcastle

Spike’s line, but she’s chained, fam,

Dalserf records

The Parish of Dalserf covers an area of approximately 11 square miles, it lies on the West bank of the River Clyde, which forms it's East and North East boundary, to the West and South West .

Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off! I’m like, “What the actual heck?” Turns out, some numpty at the bakery down the street burnt their scones. I mean, who burns scones? So, we all pile out onto the street, and I’m standin’ there in my apron, lookin’ like a right muppet.

Good report following inspection at Dalserf Primary School