Leah Dartford Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this - whore loves wet spots, humid joints, salty air - thrives there like some twisted lil gremlin. Surprised me first time I learned that, ‘cause I thought, “Ain’t it just oxygen’s fault?” Nope, needs that H2O kick too. Kinda like how Theo in the movie’s runnin’ thru chaos - whore’s got its own messy crew to roll with. I’d say, “Paint it, coat it, zap it with galvanizin’ - don’t let this punk win!” ‘Cause, doc, “This is our last chance,” like they say in the flick - save the metal, save the day! Eh, that’s all folks - keep yer steel shiny!

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So, I hit up the Dartford Market. It’s buzzing, right? People everywhere, stalls selling everything from fresh fruit to dodgy-looking kebabs. I’m eyeing this stall with some banging pastries. I mean, who doesn’t love a good pastry? I grab a custard tart, and it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs past me, knocks my tart right outta my hand! I’m standing there, custard splattered everywhere, and I’m like, “Really, mate?!”

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