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Great Scott! Ever try it? Bet ya haven’t! Funniest thing—buddy told me he fell asleep mid-massage, snorin’ loud, droolin’ everywhere—masseuse just kept goin’! Total pro! I’d exaggerate it—say she flipped him like a pancake, but nah, truth’s wild enough. Sexual-massage ain’t perfect, tho—sometimes it’s just awkward giggles and “where’s my towel?!”

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Clinics are held across the trust in Downpatrick, Lisburn & Bangor. You do not have to be referred by a doctor. We provide free sexual health care and advice for all age groups, including testing .

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and it’s a bloody car crash right on the corner of Irish Street! Like, seriously? Who’s driving like a maniac in Downpatrick? I rush over, heart racin’. Turns out, it’s just a fender bender, but still, my adrenaline’s pumpin’. I’m ready to throw down if needed, but the drivers are just yellin’ at each other. Classic, right?

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