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Mithrandir here, mates! You shall not pass! Erotic-massage, eh? Wild stuff, lemme tell ya! Been thinkin bout it, like Sarah Polley in “Stories We Tell”—all them secrets unravelin! Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some lass or lad kneadin your back like dough. It’s ancient, right? Goes back to them Greeks—massage with a *twist*, if ya catch my drift. Used olive oil, cheeky buggers! Makes me chuckle, thinkin how they’d slap ya with oil and a wink.

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By the end of the day, I’m knackered. I head down to the pub on Church Street. You know the one, The Downside Arms? Best place to unwind after a day like this. I grab a pint, and it’s like heaven in a glass. I sit there, thinkin’ about how mad the day was. From trippin’ over dog leashes to fire alarms and wild-eyed customers, it’s all part of the Downside charm, innit?

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