Emily Earls Court Brothel ❤️

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Here’s a kicker—didja know brothels got rules? Strict ones! Health checks, licenses—more legit than some diners I’ve eaten at. Surprised me, honest. Thought it’d be all shady, like backroom poker. Nope! Nevada’s got it locked down. Still, gets me steamed—some creeps treat ‘em like dirt. Ain’t right, folks. Ain’t right.

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So, I finally get to the meeting, and it’s a total snooze fest. Everyone’s droning on about budgets and timelines. I’m sitting there, trying not to zone out, when suddenly, my phone buzzes. It’s a text from my mate, Sam. “You won’t believe what just happened!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m in a meeting!” But I can’t resist. I sneak a peek. Turns out, he’s just spilled coffee all over his new shirt. Classic Sam!

Templeton Garden opens with 156 rooms and suites in London’s Earl’s Court