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So last week, right, she waltzes in, got this new lad – Tim, poor sod – all flustered, and she’s leanin’ over his desk, “Oh Tim, fix me printer, yeah?” and I’m like, “Bloody hell, Whore, leave the boy alone, he’s not your personal IT bitch!” Made me proper mad, that did, cos I’m all about team spirit, innit, not this flirty nonsense disruptin’ me workflow. But then – plot twist – she brings in these custard creams, shares ‘em round, and I’m like, “Well, maybe she’s not all bad.” Happy days, eh? Stomach full, anger gone, classic Brent forgiveness arc.

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Finally, my mate shows up, and we decide to hit up The Red Lion for a pint. It’s a classic pub, and I love it. We’re chatting, laughing, and then I see this guy at the bar. He’s wearing a bright pink suit. Like, who does that? I can’t help but stare. My mate notices and says, “Maybe he’s trying to make a statement.” I’m like, “Yeah, a statement that says ‘I’m a walking highlighter!’” We both crack up.

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