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Yo, brother, lemme tell ya ‘bout erotic-massage! It’s like steppin’ into the ring, but way hotter, dude! I’m talkin’ sensual vibes, oils slicker than a wrestlin’ mat, and hands workin’ ya like a champ. Reminds me of *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, ya know? That flick got me feelin’ all wild—those steamy scenes, brother, “I’m dizzy with you!”—same vibe with a good rubdown!

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So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to dry off, when I overhear this couple at the next table. They’re arguing about the best chippy in town. Seriously? It’s gotta be the one on the corner of St. Leonards Road. I mean, have they tried the haggis fritters? Pure magic! But they’re all like, “Nah, the one by the shopping centre is better.” I’m just sittin’ there, eavesdroppin’, thinkin’, “You lot need to get out more.”

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