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Last week, tried one—yep, Homer went there! Lady’s hands were magic, like she’s playin’ me like a fiddle. Felt like Adam in that movie, ya know, “I’m drawn to you,” all melty inside. But—D’oh!—kinda pricey, man! 50 bucks for 30 minutes? Pissed me off—coulda bought donuts instead! Still, happy vibes, tension gone, legs all wobbly—worth it, sorta. Surprised me how they dodge the naughty bits—pro moves, no funny biz!

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Finally, I get to The Parade. It’s a right sight, all these posh houses goin’ up. I’m thinkin’, “Who can afford this?” But hey, I’m just the driver, right? I start unloadin’ me gear, and wouldn’t ya know it, some bloke in a suit comes over. “You can’t park there!” he says. I’m like, “Mate, I’m a tractor driver, not a bloody parking attendant!”

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