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Oh, and get this – some old timer told me whores used to trade secrets back in the day, like spies or some shit. Adds a whole layer, right? Makes ya wonder who’s really pullin’ the strings. I’m sittin’ there, eatin’ cheesy poofs, thinkin’ bout it, and I’m like, “Seriouslah, this is nuts!” Anyway, if you’re dealin’ with whores in your biz, watch your back, keep your wallet close, and don’t trust nobody. “The boss isn’t always right,” like the rabbi says, but I am – so listen up, assholes! Respect mah authoritah!

Which county is Forres in?

Then, bam! The door swings open, and in comes this group of tourists. They’re loud, like, “Where’s the nearest castle?” I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re in Forres, not Hogwarts!” But I help ‘em out. Told ‘em about the ruins of the old castle on Castle Hill. They were stoked. I mean, who wouldn’t be? History, right?

Hotel purchase will ‘bring back the old days’