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What pisses me off? Dudes thinkin’ it’s all porn-y. Nah, it’s an art, ya caveman! Takes skill to not cross lines – respect, ya know? Happiest I got was hearin’ this story – some lady in Japan invented a “whisper massage,” barely touchin’, all breath and tease. Blew my mind! Pure *Return* energy – silent, heavy, “Look at me, son.” Gets ya hooked without tryin’. Anyway, if ya get one, don’t be a cheapskate – tip big, or I’ll haunt ya, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars!” Haha, try it, tell me how it goes!

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So, I take a break, head over to High Street, and grab a cone. Best decision ever! It’s mint choc chip, and I’m lovin’ it. I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the world go by, and I see this old couple walkin’ hand in hand. Aww, it’s cute, right? But then, the old fella trips over a crack in the pavement. I’m like, “Oh no, not today!” But he just laughs it off. Classic Gateshead spirit, I guess.

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