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So, erotic-massage, man, it’s wild! Ain’t your granny’s backrub, nah! It’s all sensual, slow, gets the blood pumpin’ – Git-R-Done! I reckon it started way back, like ancient Rome or somewheres, them folks was freaky! They’d use oils, herbs, all that jazz, makin’ it a whole dang ritual. Little known fact – them Egyptians? They was into it too, rubbin’ down pharaohs with lotus oil, swear to God! Bet that smelled better’n my cousin’s deer camp!

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So, I’m sitting there, enjoying my drink, when this group of lads comes in. They’re loud, obnoxious, and one of them spills his drink all over me. I’m soaked! I’m ready to blow a gasket, but then they start apologizing like mad. “Sorry, mate! Let me buy you a drink!” I’m like, “Alright, fine. Just don’t make it a bone-cutting burger.”

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