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Here I am, mates, your ol’ operator pal, chatterin’ bout somethin wild—erotic-massage! Picture this, yeah? Calm, rhythmic vibes, like I’m David Attenborough whisperin’ bout nature’s naughty side. It’s all slow, sensual, hands glidin’ over skin like a breeze through the trees. Ain’t just a rubdown, nah—it’s an art, a sneaky lil dance of touch. Watched *Moonrise Kingdom* last night, right? That line, “I love you, but you don’t know what you’re doing,” pops in my head. Makes me giggle thinkin’ bout some rookie tryin’ this massage gig, fumblin’ like a kid lost in the woods!

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So, I start my lecture on, I dunno, something academic and boring. But then, outta nowhere, this guy in the back shouts, “You’re wrong!” I’m like, “Excuse me?” Turns out, he’s a local legend or something. Everyone knows him. They call him “The Giffnock Guru.” I’m thinking, “Great, I’m getting schooled by a dude in a hoodie.”

Nicola Docherty secures equipment for grassroots side Giffnock FC