Mari Girvan Brothel ❤️

About Liverpool

Walked into one once, undercover, obvs. Girls in skimpy gear, blokes with shifty eyes—fuckin’ wild. Made me angry, y’know? Some punter was rough with a lass, and I’m thinkin’, “Oi, you twat, she’s not your punchin’ bag!” Nearly blew my cover, but I stayed cool—Bond, innit? “Shaken, not stirred,” I mutter, sippin’ a martini at the bar. Little known fact: back in Victorian days, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for posh gits caught with their trousers down. True story, dug that up somewhere.

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Rimming (take) · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Dirtytalk · Kissing if good chemistry · Intimate massage · Cum in Mouth · Titjob · Cunnilingus.

Then, I decided to take a walk along the promenade. The views are stunning, man. You can see the Isle of Arran in the distance. I was just standing there, soaking it all in, when I spotted this old guy fishing. He looked like he’d been there forever. I thought, “What’s his story?” So, I went over and asked him. Turns out, he’s been fishing in Girvan for 40 years! He told me about the best spots and even shared some local legends. I was like, “Dude, you should write a book!”

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