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So, picture this—me, hunched over me workbench, sawin’ wood, stringin’ guts, thinkin’ ‘bout whores in ol’ Paris. *Ratatouille* vibes, right? Food’s art, cookin’s passion, but whore? That’s a craft too, sneaky-like. “You must be imaginative, strong-hearted,” Gusteau says. Whores got that, don’t they? Guts to strut, dodge the law, flip off the prudes. Me, I’d be crap at it—too twitchy, too bony. They’d laugh me out the brothel, ha!

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First off, I’m cruisin’ down High Street, right? Grabbed a bacon butty from that little café, you know the one? The one with the dodgy Wi-Fi and the best coffee in town. I’m munchin’ away, feelin’ all good, when I get a call. It’s my client, Dave. He’s freakin’ out about some property on Norfolk Street. Apparently, the seller’s bein’ a total muppet. Like, come on, mate, it’s Glossop, not London!

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