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Me? I’d probly screw it up. Picture this: Homer Simpson, belly floppin’ on the table, oil everywhere—splash! “Hey, this ain’t donuts!” I’d holler. But real talk—it’s supposed to relax ya, get the blood pumpin’. Little known fact: ancient Greeks were all over this! Called it “bodywork”—fancy, huh? They’d slap oil on wrestlers, make ‘em all shiny—probly turned a few heads too, heh!

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Then I thought, “Let’s go to the Malvern Theatre.” I love that place! They had a show on, and I was super excited. But guess what? It was sold out! I was fuming. I mean, who sells out a show on a Tuesday? I was ready to throw a tantrum. But then I saw a poster for a local band playing at The Abbey. I thought, “Why not?”

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