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Once, right, saw a geezer – fat, wobbly, stinkin’ of ale – try flirtin’, got a shoe chucked at ‘im! Laughed me arse off, nearly pissed meself. Stupid, fat hobbit! Them girls don’t mess about. But – ooh, gets me mad – them coppers bangin’ on doors, ruinin’ the fun. Why can’t they leave it be? Brothels ain’t hurtin’ no one. ‘Cept maybe pride, hah! Little secret, mate – some had tunnels, back in the day, for sneaky toffs to scarper. Crafty, eh?

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After the jam, I stroll down to the Priory. Guisborough Priory is stunning, man. The ruins are so chill, and I always get inspired there. I sit on a bench, strummin’ a few chords, lost in my thoughts. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re takin’ selfies, and I’m like, “C’mon, it’s just some old stones!” But hey, whatever floats their boat, right?

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