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Sometiems I’d see ‘em, laughin’, dancin’ under lanterns—happy little whores, paintin’ the night with sass. One time, this dude stiffed Sally, and she chased him down, screamin’, “Pay up, ya limp noodle!” Funniest shit ever—had me rollin’, like a tiger tumblin’ down a hill. But real talk, it’s tough out there—cold nights, creeps, danger lurkin’. Surprised me how brave they are, tougher than bamboo, man. “Fate has brought us together,” like Michelle Yeoh says—maybe I met ‘em for a reason, ya think?

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Eric Haydock [right] (Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame - The Hollies) was born on this date in He died on January 5, , aged #erichaydock #hollies.

So, I’m munching away, and I see this group of kids playing footy in the park. They’re kicking the ball around, having a blast. I remember when I used to play in Haydock Park. Good times, man. But then, one of ‘em kicks the ball too hard, and it lands right in my chips! I’m like, “Seriously?!” But they just laughed and ran over to apologize. Kids are wild, but they’re good eggs.

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