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So yeah, it’s wild, messy, fun – like life, y’know? “Everything changes,” that monk in the movie says. Same with this – starts slow, ends crazy. Try it, pal, but don’t tell Marge I said that! Ha!

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But then, this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s like, “You know, my husband used to be a potter too!” And I’m thinking, “Great, now I’m competing with a ghost.” She goes on and on about her late husband’s “masterpieces.” I’m trying to be polite, but inside, I’m like, “Lady, I’m just trying to make a bowl here!”

Air ambulance attends emergency incident on Hayling Island this morning