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So, picture this: you’re on Tinder, Bumble, whatever—scrollin’ like a madman, yeah? It’s all “synergy” and “vibes”—cringey corporate buzzwords I’d chuck at the lads in a team meetin’. “Let’s leverage them endorphins, boys!” I’d bellow, laughin’ me head off. But serious, sex-dating’s a game—half the profiles are fake, catfish city! Mate, I saw this bird once, bio said “loves hikes,” turns out she meant hiking up her skirt in a pub loo—shocked me socks off! Little known fact: 1 in 5 blokes on apps use pics from 10 years back—desperate or what?

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But wait, there’s more! As I’m leaving, I bump into my mate Dave. He’s got this wild story about a ghost he saw near the old church on Church Road. I roll my eyes, but he’s so animated, I can’t help but listen. He swears it’s true. I mean, Helsby’s got its fair share of ghost stories, but come on!

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