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Sometimes I’m like, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?”—total *Carol* vibes, when they’re sneakin’ glances, hearts racin’! My fave part? The oils—smell like pineapple and lust, mmm! Probs exaggerate, but I’d soak in it! Ever notice how it’s quiet but loud in your head? That’s the magic, pal! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “happy ending” jokes—eyeroll city, so overplayed! I’d rather watch Carol sip tea than hear that again!

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First surprise of the day? The café’s closed! Like, what even? I’m standing there like a lost puppy, staring at the “Closed” sign. I mean, come on, it’s a Tuesday! Who closes a café on a Tuesday? I’m fuming, but whatever, I’ll just grab a cuppa from the shop on the corner of Broxbourne Road.

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