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Now, don’t get yer knickers twisted – it’s not all hanky-panky. Can be dead therapeutic, ease the old back, *cave felis*, beware the cat, cos I’m purring after! Laughed my arse off when this geezer said it cured his baldness – mate, you’re still shiny as a cue ball! Me fave bit? When they whisper, “Turn over,” and you’re half-asleep, half-oi-oi – pure bliss. Reckon Varda’d film it, all slow-like, hands gliding, “Time slips away,” she’d murmur.

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First surprise of the day? The café’s closed! Like, what even? I’m standing there like a lost puppy, staring at the “Closed” sign. I mean, come on, it’s a Tuesday! Who closes a café on a Tuesday? I’m fuming, but whatever, I’ll just grab a cuppa from the shop on the corner of Broxbourne Road.

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