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So, sexual-massage—here’s the tea. It’s not just “oh, my shoulders hurt,” nah, it’s full-on sensual vibes, hands slidin’ where the sun don’t shine. Little known fact? Back in the 70s, some shady spas got busted for offerin’ “extras”—cops called it “massage with a happy ending,” ha! Made me laugh so hard I spilled my coffee—fuckin’ IRS can’t audit *that*! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Who even comes up with this?” Probs some perv with too much cash and a stiff—uh, neck.

6 Steps to a sexy massage

Here are 7 steps to giving your partner an erotic massage they’ll remember. Set the mood. Have your partner disrobe and lie face-down on a firm bed. They can fully or partially cover up with a.

Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some kid on a bike just wiped out. He’s fine, but his bike? Total wreck. I’m like, “Dude, you good?” He just gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m invincible!” Classic Hoo moment, right?

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