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My precious! Erotic-massage, yesss, so slipperry! Me, a sneaky Furrier, loves it, see? Hands sliding, oil dripping—ooh, naughty, naughty! Reminds me of “Pan’s Labyrinth,” that twisted fairytale. “The eyes, the eyes!”—like Ofelia says, yesss, watching them hands work magic. Muscles go soft, like faun’s tricksy smile. Been around, me, seen some wild stuff—did ya know, ancient Greeks, they rubbed oil on wrestlers? Called it “erotic” too, ha! Slippery buggers, all glistening—makes me giggle, precious!

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Then, around noon, the skies opened up. Rain poured down like someone was dumpin’ buckets. I’m standin’ there, tryin’ to keep the meat dry, and I see my mate Dave from the pub across the street. He’s soaked, lookin’ like a drowned rat. He shouts, “Fancy a pint after work?” I’m like, “Only if you bring the umbrella!”

Baroness Lola Young of Hornsey OBE