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Web says rural hookers are rare—duh. X posts I scrolled, some dude braggin’ bout “farm girls for hire.” Bullshit, prolly. But then—surprise, mothafucka—found one! Truck stop, 20 miles out. Shady joint, neon flickerin’, stinkin’ of diesel. She’s there, all sass, leanin’ on a rig. “50 creds,” she says, no smile. I’m like, “Shit, that’s it?” Felt like Belfort closin’ a deal—“Stratton Oakmont, baby!” Paid her, quick bang in the sleeper cab—done. Happy as hell, man, tractor driver scores!

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But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back home, and I see this massive crowd near the old church. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy tricks. I mean, this guy’s juggling flaming torches! I’m standing there, mouth agape. I can’t believe it. Houghton-Le-Spring, where the unexpected happens!

One rushed to hospital following incident that sparked huge 999 response