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About Liverpool

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s out there, heels clickin’, skirt shorter than my patience with schleppy exes. I’m like, “Oh honey, you’re workin’ harder than that horse pullin’ the cart!”—y’know, from the movie? She’s got this sad, gritty look, like she’s seen too many “days that repeat themselves.” That line kills me! Anyway, Candy’s got stories—once told me ‘bout this guy, paid her in nickels! NICKELS! I was screamin’, “What is this, 1890?!” Made me so mad, I coulda spit! But also—kinda funny, right? *NAAAHAHAHA*

Huyton Firm: Brutal organised crime group brought down by its own text messages

Huyton is not really small and it really depends what area you're looking at. Some of the worst streets in Liverpool are in Huyton, some areas are pretty nice. It's not too far from Liverpool .

Man, what a day! Seriously, Huyton, you’ve got me all kinds of twisted. Woke up this mornin’ feelin’ like a champ, ready to tackle the world. But nah, Huyton had other plans.

Huyton Hey Road: Major road and car park closed for nine days due to roadworks