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Hey, pal, so sexual-massage, huh? I’m like, strumming my air guitar, thinkin’—this shit’s wild! Picture this: me, Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” watchin’ some oiled-up scene unfold. It’s all sensual vibes, right? Hands slidin’, bodies hummin’ like a riff from “Only Lovers Left Alive.” That movie—damn, it’s my jam! Adam and Eve, those sexy vamps, would totally dig this. “What is this music?” Adam’d say, all moody, while Eve’s smirkin’, “It’s alive, like us.” Sexual-massage is that kinda alive, ya know?

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So, I’m walking down the pier, and the view is just stunning. The sea was all sparkly, and the mountains in the background were like something outta a postcard. I’m snapping pics like a tourist, and then I see Jamie. He’s waving like a madman.

Large wildfire breaks out on Isle of Arran near popular walking route