Charlotte Jarrow Whore ❤️❤️

About Leeds

Hey, so I’m a lifeguard, right? Out here on the water, savin’ dumbasses daily. And you wanna know bout whores? Like, okay, fine—let’s dive in! I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—floatin’ round like buoys. Not judgin’, just sayin’—it’s a hustle! Reminds me of *Yi Yi*, my fave flick—Edward Yang’s masterpiece, 2000, ya know? That line, “Life is a mixture of sad and happy,” fits whores to a T. They’re out there, grindin’, laughin’, cryin’—all at once!

Jorogumo–‘The Whore Spider’

Who found a dead whore in a cave. She was as ugly as shit, and There once was a fella from Jarrow, Who tried to fuck a sparrow. The.

After that, I decided to take a stroll down the riverside. The Tyne was looking all pretty, but then I see this group of kids. They’re throwing stones, trying to skip ‘em across the water. One kid, bless him, throws a rock and it lands right on this old guy’s foot. Ouch! The old fella starts shouting, “Watch where you’re throwing, ya little muppets!” I’m cracking up, but also thinking, “Man, that’s gotta hurt.”

Jarrow's Park Church bought by family who plan to restore it