Zoey Kelty Brothel ❤️

About Newcastle

Favorite bit? When the madam smiled at me—pure steel, that chick. Reminded me of Maya, “I’m gonna smoke everybody involved.” She ran it tight, no bullshit. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be chaos, not a damn fortress. Still, stank of desperation. Hated that. Happy? Nah, but I smirked—some idiot paid triple for a “special” room with mirrors. Dumbass.

View our 5 Star premises

Rimming (take) · Blowjob without Condom for extra charge · Dirtytalk · Prostate Massage · Striptease/Lapdance · Cum in Mouth · Blowjob without Condom · Titjob.

First off, I’m strolling down Main Street, just minding my own biz, when I spot this old bloke, right? He’s trying to fix his bike outside the Kelty Library. I mean, c’mon, mate, it’s like 8 AM! Who’s fixing bikes at this hour? But I’m like, “Hey, need a hand?” He looks at me like I’m nuts. Classic Kelty, I guess.

Playpark plans set to swing into action