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So, I’m watchin’ “Inglourious Basterds” last night—best flick ever, hands down—and it hits me. Prostitutes got that same vibe, ya know? That “I’m gonna carve my name in this world” energy. Like Aldo Raine sayin’, “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!” Except, they ain’t killin’—well, maybe a few egos. Ha! I laugh thinkin’ bout some schmuck payin’ double, thinkin’ he’s Brad Pitt. Nah, pal, you’re just a mark!

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Then, during the lunch rush, this lady comes in. She orders a flat white, but she’s super picky. “Not too hot, not too cold, and make sure it’s organic!” I’m like, “Lady, it’s coffee, not a potion!” But I whip it up, and she takes a sip. Her face goes from happy to disgusted in 0.2 seconds. Turns out, I accidentally used decaf. Oops. She storms out, and I’m left standing there, feeling like a total loser.

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