Brooklyn Kettering Whore ❤️❤️

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Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Somebody explain The Kettering Incident to me - please, with spoilers!

Somebody explain The Kettering Incident to me - please, with spoilers! 14 replies PacificDogwod · 13/08/ Just finished binge watching this. V intriguing, I liked the slowness of it and .

I’m dodging puddles like I’m in some sort of Olympic event. I swear, I nearly slipped on a banana peel. No joke! Anyway, I finally get to the market on Market Place. Love that place! Fresh produce, local vibes, and the smell of baked goods wafting through the air. But today? Ugh.

Bedford Town outclass old rivals Kettering to soar four points clear