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Here’s a weird fact: some pros use feathers – FEATHERS, dude! Ticklin’ ya into blissed-out giggles before the real massage hits. Sounds nuts, right? Caught me off guard when I read that – nearly spat my coffee. Imagine Joey gettin’ feathered up, all “How you doin’?” while laughin’ like a dope. Adds that spicy twist, tho – keeps it freaky, not boring.

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, bleary-eyed, and I can hear the birds chirpin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a bloody musical. I grab me cuppa, head out to the garden, and boom! There’s a squirrel, right? Just sittin’ there, givin’ me the side-eye like it owns the place. I swear, that little bugger was judging my life choices.

Viscountess takes on Met chief in battle over Kew conservation site