Anastasia Kew Whore ❤️

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Little known fact: whore hates rain. Hates it! Saw whore once sulk by the door, lookin’ like, “Nah, I’m good.” Made me laugh so hard I nearly cried. Whore’s also scared of vacuums—jumps like it’s “the end of the world,” dramatic as heck! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?

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Listen up, men! The Whore Phase. The lifecycle of a modern woman caught up in the “hoe phase” is nothing but a timeline of self-inflicted chaos, delusion, and entitlement. Let me break it down .

So, I’m runnin’ around Kew, lookin’ for this cat. I check the gardens, the shops on Kew High Street, even the pub! No sign of Mr. Whiskers. I’m startin’ to think he’s off livin’ his best life, leavin’ me to deal with the charcoal.

Kew horticulturist named in National Geographic 33 for plant conservation