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So, this one time, I heard bout a gal—real legend—worked Springfield corners back in ’92. Called her “Twirly Tina,” cuz she’d spin tricks like a freakin’ ballerina. Little known fact: she once conned Mayor Quimby outta fifty bucks! Hilarious! D’oh! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on my beer. But then, ya think—man, she prob’ly felt like Bob in Tokyo, lost as hell, “The more you know who you are…” blah blah, ya know? Stuck in a weird world, smilin’ for cash.

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Then, I get a call from my mate Dave. He’s stuck on the A34, right? His car’s dead as a dodo. I’m like, “Dave, you’ve gotta be kidding me!” So, I grab my tools and head out. The A34 is a nightmare, man. Traffic’s crawling like a snail on a Sunday stroll. I finally get to him, and guess what? He ran outta petrol! Classic Dave. I’m just shakin’ my head, laughin’ my arse off.

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