Elizabeth Kilsyth Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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I tried it once—don’t judge me, I was drunk. Lady had hands like a lumberjack, smelled like patchouli and regret. Kept whisperin’ “release your tension.” Tension? Lady, you’re the tension! Knuckles diggin’ into my spine like she’s plowin’ a field. Made me madder than a badger in a trap. But—fine—I’ll admit, my shoulder stopped achin’ for a day. One day! Then it was back to creakin’ like an old barn door. Waste of time, if ya ask me.

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I provide full service and massage. I offer warm cuddles, sensual touch, oil massage, body slide, hand job, and sex in various positions. I also offer shower together for 1 hour bookings.

Finally, the bus rolls up, and it’s packed. I squeeze in, and it smells like a mix of chips and wet dog. Lovely. I’m tryin’ to hold my breath, but then I spot this wee old lady. She’s got this massive bag of what looks like homemade scones. I’m like, “Lady, you’re my hero!” But then she offers me one, and I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” I mean, who knows where those hands have been?

Replay: Eastside Rams v Kilsyth Cobras (U16 Boys Champs) – 2025 Easter Classic Basketball finals