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Alright, listen up, I’m a carpenter, right? Been hammerin’ nails all day, sweatin’ like a pig, and I’m thinkin’—why not find a prostitute tonight? Ain’t no shame in it, just a guy needin’ some fun. Judge Judy style, sharp retorts, “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!”—I see through the bullshit, always do. So, I’m picturin’ this, walkin’ down some gritty street, kinda like in *Brooklyn*, that flick I love—Saoirse Ronan’s got them soft eyes, but me? I’m lookin’ for somethin’ rougher tonight.

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So I’m munchin’ away, and I see this group of kids playin’ footy in the park. They’re havin’ a blast, and I’m feelin’ all nostalgic. I used to play footy there all the time. But then, I see one of the kids trip and fall. Oof! He’s fine, but it reminded me of all the times I’ve eaten dirt on that pitch.

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