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About London

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy! Lords and knights preachin’ purity, then slippin’ in the back door—literally! Saw one once, fat git in a cloak, sneakin’ out a brothel in Londinium, 1600s, droppin’ coins like he’s payin’ off his sins. Made me wanna yell, “You shall not pass, ye wretch!” But what got me happy? This one lass, right, she ran her own joint—total boss move! Kicked out the creeps, kept it clean, like some medieval girlboss. Surprised me, that did—thought they were all trapped, but she was livin’, “too pale, too perfect,” like Tilda Swinton’s vibe.

Brothels Kings Langley

A man has been arrested on suspicion of keeping a brothel for prostitution in a historic market town.

First off, I’m cruisin’ down the High Street, right? Just me and my trusty old bike. The sun’s shinin’, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ like a million bucks. Then BAM! I see this old lady, bless her heart, tryin’ to cross the road at the roundabout near the Kings Langley train station. She’s movin’ slower than molasses in January. I’m like, “C’mon, lady, you can do it!” But she’s just takin’ her sweet time. I swear, I almost hopped off my bike to help her.

THANK YOU: Fundraiser launched to help Kings Langley family ‘create beautiful memories’