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So, sexual-massage – it’s not just a quick fumble, nah, it’s ancient! Egyptians did it, hieroglyphs of pharaohs getting kneaded – true story, dug that up on X last week. Makes ya wonder, right? Kings paid big for a slippery sesh. Nowadays, it’s hush-hush, underground – but booming! Stats say 1 in 10 blokes tried it, probs more, they’re just shy. We shall never surrender to the taboo, lads!

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In , the Lancaster’s Law and Order Society–a group of concerned citizens seeking to combat vice in the city– launched a survey which found 27 brothels and up to women engaging in .

Finally, I escape and head down to the canal. The view is stunning, right? I’m sitting there, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, this dog runs up to me, all muddy and wet. It jumps on me, and I’m like, “Great, now I’m a dog’s personal towel.” The owner’s all apologetic, but I’m just laughing it off. It’s kinda funny, honestly.

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