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So, erotic-massage—little-known fact: it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “bodywork” or some posh crap—prolly oiled up their gladiators before fights. Imagine that, eh? Big muscly bloke gettin’ a cheeky rub before stabbin’ someone—hysterical! I’d kill to see Thor try it, all stiff and awkward—hah, that’d be a laugh. Made me happy just thinkin’ bout it, but then I got mad—why ain’t this in driver’s ed? Stress relief, innit?

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After that, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down to the seafront. Larne’s got this stunning coastline, right? The waves crashing, the smell of the sea—it’s like a mini-vacation. I’m standing there, just soaking it all in, when I see this family having a picnic on the grass by the promenade. They’re laughing, kids running around, and I’m like, “Why can’t I have that life?” But then I remember, I’d probably spill my drink on the blanket too.

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