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So, picture this—imagine me, kimono and all, tryna figure out where you even *find* a prostitute these days. Back in the day, samurai’d just stumble into some shady teahouse, and bam—there’s your girl! Little known fact: them old Geishas, they weren’t even prostitutes, nah, people just assumed. Drives me nuts! All that makeup, the grace—total misunderstanding! Makes me wanna scream, “I’m not that kinda girl!” But then I’m like, okay, chill, Larry, let’s focus—findin’ a prostitute, modern style.

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As I’m sitting there, I look out the window. The sun’s setting over the harbor, and it’s beautiful. I think, “Maybe Larne ain’t so bad after all.” Sure, it’s got its quirks—like the time the ferry got stuck in the harbor for hours—but it’s home. And even on the craziest days, I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

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