Violet Lenzie Whore ❤️

About Sheffield

Me quirks kick in here—I’m thinkin’, could I manage a brothel? David Brent, pimp extraordinaire, struttin’ in, “Team, let’s up them KPIs—Kisses Per Idiot!” Hah! I’d be rubbish, too soft, prolly end up singin’ ‘em lullabies instead. Exaggeratin’ a bit, but you get me drift—whores got grit, mate. Surprised me how much they juggle, proper *Hurt Locker* tension every night.

May 23, 2025

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Then, boom! The door swings open, and in walks this group of teenagers. They’re loud, obnoxious, and all wearing those puffer jackets. You know the type. They order like 10 different drinks. I’m tryin’ to keep up, but my brain’s like, “Dude, chill!” I’m pouring lattes, cappuccinos, and I swear, one of them asked for a unicorn frappuccino. Like, what even is that? I just rolled my eyes and gave them a caramel macchiato instead.

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