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I saunter up, all cocky, say, “Hey, how’s biz?” She laughs—dry, sarcastic laugh—goes, “Better than your fish stink.” Burn! I’m mad for a sec, but damn, she’s funny! Little known fact—back in the day, prostitutes hung by ports all the time, waitin’ for sailors. History’s wild, right? Anyway, she’s chattin’ me up, tellin’ me bout this one john who paid her in clams— clams, bro! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ her stuffin’ shells in her purse.

Is Lerwick Safe for Solo Female Travelers?

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First thing, my assistant, Jamie, bursts in. “Boss, we’ve got a problem!” Oh great, just what I needed. Turns out, our new equipment from the mainland got stuck in customs. Ugh! I mean, come on! It’s not like we’re smuggling anything. Just some fancy beakers and a centrifuge.

Shetland crime drama filming continues in Lerwick and Bigton